Junkyard Quotes 1-4 Week 5

A few quotations heard at work this past Wednesday when MET (Merchandising Execution Team) came to the store to help with Spring Reset in Garden [I want to try and tie them in later on in terms of a "sex in the workplace" avenue.]

1. "Stacy, are you a Racetrac or a Quiktrip?"

2. "Her part time job is on top of an ambulance. Waaah!" 

3. "If you are going to quote me, I want recognition for my contribution in the workplace." -Ian Squires

4. At a grocery store: Tony and I walked past this young girl (probably about 4 or 5 years old) and her mother in the produce area. When she saw us, she turned to us, started shaking her hips, and yelled: "I'm sexy and I know it!"